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NEWS 
June 2008
The stache has spent most of this year writing what we are sure to be the defining Sinister Moustache record. There are a few upcoming shows scheduled for this summer where you can check out some of the new material.
December 2007
We are very proud to announce the official release of Sinister Moustache's debut album, Songs from the Super-Sargasso Sea. It will be available for sale on this website on January 12, 2008 and is available for pre-order now. You may also purchase at shows and select music outlets in the Savannah area (TBA). The stache will be celebrating this release on January 12 at The Jinx with opener, Capillary Action.
 

August 2007
Sinister Moustache has returned to playing some shows after a 6 month recording/songwriting hiatus. New shows will feature lots of new material as well as some golden-oldies like Colostomy Man. Czech the upcoming shows section for a full calendar of Stache shows.

Also CLICK HERE to see Uncle Icky talking to one of the drunkest people we have ever seen at the Augusta show.


June 2007

1. Colostomy Man
2. Stallone Burn Victim
3. Tune In Secret Service
4. Evil Eye, Evil You
5. Sleeveless Wedding
6. Soloface'
7. Seeing Eye Samurai
8. Red Queen
9. Chemical Burn
10. Conqueror Worm
SINISTER MOUSTACHE:
SONGS FROM THE SUPER-SARGASSO SEA

The Super-Sargasso Sea is the dimension into which lost things go, whose existence was proposed by Charles Hoy Fort, writer and researcher into anomalous phenomena. It may be thought of as the spontaneous, anomalous teleportation of an object into another dimension. Fort did not actually believe that it existed but, in the vein of the ancient Greek skeptics, he wished only to present a theory that was just as plausible as those in the mainstream. The name alludes to the Sargasso Sea of the Atlantic Ocean, which lies next to the Bermuda Triangle.

This album is indeed a plausible alternative to the mainstream as well as, in some songs, an alternative to theoretical logistics.

AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER [CLICK HERE]


May 2007
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience. The upcoming (so far untitled) full length Sinister Moustache record is in the can. There is still no slated release date, but most of the hard work is done. Album art direction is being headed up by Stache guitar player, Steve. Artwork has been submitted by several artists. We would like to take this opportunity to thank those involved, namely, Angel Agosto, Mike Hutchinson (Snake Oil Salesman), and David Williams (I am not a little bus). Check this site for updates on release details and album pre-order information.
 

April 2007
April has proved to be a very productive time for the Stache. In the midst of finishing post-production for the new record, they have also been writing new material and preparing for an all new stage show to include the aforementioned new material as well as various cover songs. They are very much looking forward to both the release of the upcoming record and their next live performance. Also, Sinister Moustache is looking for assistance in choosing a title for their upcoming album. If you have any suggestions, please email them to steve@sofro.com along with your name and mailing address. If your title is chosen, you will receive one of our very stylish Sofro T-shirts featuring the keyboardist from Sinister Moustache, Pat Minotaur. Hell, we might even give some away for just participating. You never know unless you try.

NOTE: T-shirts are only available in Large and X-Large.


March 2007
The Stache spent this past weekend in Columbia, SC at The Jam Room studio tracking for the new record. This full length album will be roughly 40 minutes and features 10 songs from the vast Sinister Moustache repertoire. There is still much post-production to be done before official release. Song samples from the record as well as news relating to it's release will be posted here and on our drunken uncle site, www.sofro.com. Please check back for updates!

February 2007
After much consideration, the Stache has decided to travel to nearby Columbia, SC starting in early March to record the new album. This record will include but is not necessarily limited to the following tracks:
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1. Seeing Eye Samurai 6. Evil Eye, Evil You
2. Tune In Secret Service 7. Sleeveless Wedding
3. I Wanna Rock Yer Body 8. Soloface
4. The Red Queen 9. Colostomy Man
5. The Conqueror Worm 10. Chemical Burn

There is no slated release date, but there will be a release party as soon as it is ready. So keep your stache waxed and your ears to the ground.


January 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR! from Sinister Moustache. The Stache will be playing at midnight on January 19th for the Intergalactic Ball at Club Invasion. This event is a Sci-Fi themed party. There will be NO COVER at the MAIN ENTRANCE for ladies or participants in costume before Midnight. After midnight, there will be 2 entry fees. So, it is important that you arrive prior to this deadline. If you arrive before 11pm with a copy of the flier, this will also waive entry fee at the main entrance. Sorry for all the instructions! We are only trying to save you a few bucks! DOWNLOAD FLIER
November 2006
Be sure to check out this month's issue of MURMUR for the feature on the Stache, The Secret Conspiracy of Sinister Moustache, the Best Kept Secret of Savannah Rock.

The article focuses on all things that make the Stache who and what they are. The nice folks down at MURMUR were kind enough to sit down with these guys and dig in to see if they could decipher the nonsense that is Sinister Moustache.


October 2006
The Stache will be playing Friday the 20th at The Jinx in Savannah. Please come out, bring your friends. We will be playing with the fabulous ARMADILDO. Also, check back soon for select MP3's taken from Sinister Moustache's Saturday, October 14th performance at Grayson Stadium. They will be available for download on our AUDIO PAGE in a few days.
The Stache will be playing Saturday, October 14th along with several other area bands at Grayson Stadium in Savannah. This production is presented by Megahertz Concerts and all proceeds will be donated to SAFE SHELTER. This event will go on from 11:30am to 10:00pm and will include food, rides, raffle, and other various attractions. One ticket will get you in for the whole day and can be purchased for $7 in advance CLICK HERE. Sinister Moustache will be closing the event with a 45 minute set at around 9pm. Your participation in this event would be welcomed and appreciated. DOWNLOAD FLIER
September 2006
Sinister Moustache will be playing at the Guitar Bar on MLK Blvd. in downtown Savannah on September 23rd. The venue is small but a very intimate setting for an instrumental arrangement.
August 2006
Sinister Moustache has begun tweaking the material for their forthcoming full length album. The working title is "Serenity Now" and will feature 10 to 12 songs from the final days of Gravy as well as some new material written with the new line-up. We are currently shopping around for a recording facility that suits our needs, but the project has been approved by all parties and will definitely be under way very soon. Below are the tracks that are in the running for the upcoming release. This list is not set in stone and will definitely change as the production process plays out.
 1. Tune In Secret Service
 2. Colostomy Man
 3. The DayGlo Nightmare
 4. 73 Camaro Mullet Stomp
 5. I Wanna Rock Yer Body (till the break of dawn)
 6. Siege of the Bulwark
 7. Evil Eye, Evil You
 8. The Conqueror Worm
 9. Chemical Burn
 10. Sleeveless Wedding/Soloface
 11. Seeing Eye Samurai
 12. Red Queen
 13. Tomax & Xamot
 14. Techno (efeebagaf)
 15. Digestion
 16. The Achilles List

July 2006
The debut SINISTER MOUSTACHE show from June 28th, 2006 is available for download on our AUDIO PAGE in MP3 format.